charleshenryedwin

0 Watchers1 Deviation844 Pageviews

broke Back Builders by charleshenryedwin, literature

broke Back Builders by charleshenryedwin, literature

Collection

Favourites
Collection Coming Soon!
Watch charleshenryedwin to be the first to see new deviations.
charleshenryedwin hasn’t joined any Groups yet
Once they’ve joined Groups, you’ll see them here.
charleshenryedwin is not a Group Admin yet
Groups they admin or create will appear here
  • June 22
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • He / Him
Badges
My Bio
I like to write and read poetry

Favourite Visual Artist
Jack Vitreano
Favourite Movies
Pulp Fiction
Favourite TV Shows
Coast
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
All Punk/pre 88 ska
Favourite Books
the Great Gatsby
Favourite Writers
Larry McMurty
Favourite Games
N/A
Favourite Gaming Platform
N/A
Tools of the Trade
N/A
Other Interests
Humour,walking and work
Broke Back Builders If you're a builder by profession You, know its bloody tough. Well paid, glamorous, exciting. My arse. It's really rough. The clients are infuriating. Suppliers drive you mental. Architects, amending drawings Hire shops charging rental. There's never any money, It's always, "Can you just"? The servile humiliation, Just to earn a crust But worry not, my flabby friend. A tool's at hand your woes to end. To sooth your battered ego And massage your slack libido For when driving to and fro It's a humble van no more You're the cowboy of construction In your pointless 4x4 They've named them OUTLAW, WARRIOR!
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Please sell me a sausage To fry here in my pan. Oh please sell me a sausage One made from beef or ham. I don't want mixtures various Sourced From areas nefarious I require that they conform And the stuffing is the norm I will excuse the CUMBERLAND For it's a British county Chock full of ex gamboling animals It oozes nature's bounty. No. it's the chi chi yah yah bangers That are getting on my wick The celebrity chef's creations are just making me sick I don't want egg or banana flavour Nor extract of rusty barbed wire. Any butcher offering balsamic snot Will find his children on a fire. Just kill the pig with slash after
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In

Profile Comments

Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In